Please Let Me Help: Helpful Letters to the World's Most Wonderful Brands

Please Let Me Help: Helpful Letters to the World's Most Wonderful Brands

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By Zack Sternwalker  

Rebuilding a life by sending absurd letters

Zack is unemployed, overweight, recently divorced, and lives with his mother. Whilst a lesser man would wither away in emo-laden angst, Zack has found inspiration during this difficult stretch of life. A renaissance man, Zack conjures up brilliant ideas (soap on a rope, a Sammy Davis, Jr. biopic starring Tom Cruise, vases of flowers in Port-a-Potties nationwide), offers services (babysitter for Sophia Coppola, compiler and burner for a Beatles Best-of), and attempts to woo unsuspecting ladies with his lifelike sketches of firearms. Please Let Me Help is a collection of letters Zack has written to companies, actors, directors, his local police department, Hulk Hogan, Canada, and scores of other easy targets. Some write back; most don't. Please Let Me Help shows how we can turn our weakest moments into creative opportunities and never give up hope!

“Zack often makes a lot of noise and keeps me up at night. Now I know why.” –Neil (neighbor)
“I took a screenwriting class from Zack when I was 12. I can’t really remember what we did, but I think he eventually got fired. I can’t wait to read this amazing book!” –Byron (ex-student, current graduate at USC screenwriting program)
“This book was absolutely wonderful and I look forward to Zack finally earning some money from its sales so he can move out on his own. I can’t wait to visit you in your new place, honey!" –Zack’s Mom
“This collection was good, however I was a little disappointed that there was no mention of how hard the US postal service worked in getting these letters to their recipients. Letters just don’t mail themselves, you know.” –Clark (mailman)
Paperback, Humor 
0.5" H x 6.9" L x 4.9" W (0.25 lbs) 128 pages

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