Probably Sober Soap Sheets

Dirty mind? Check. Clean hands? Well, they better be. Live your life to the fullest (pandemically speaking, anyway) with these portable soap sheets by Brass Monkey. Just add water and lather up.

• Includes 30 dry soap sheets (until you wet them, that is).
• Perfect for camping, concerts, and interacting with dirty people.
• Unscented...you're welcome.
• Bonus: they're bio-degradable (you know, like soap).
• Package measures 3.375" wide by 2.625"" tall (and .1875" thick if you're wondering).

0.7" H x 6.2" L x 5.0" W (0.6 Pound)